Before Disney owned Star Wars they gave it a shot in the late 70's with The Black Hole, which is 50% Star Trek and 50% Star Wars. The plot follows the all-star crew of a deep space research ship looking for life, when they come across another ship thought missing long ago. After boarding and... Continue Reading →
Halloween Ends (2022) Review – Michael Myers is OLD
Ladies and gentlemen, I gather you all to this Halloween review, posted on Halloween night, to announce that I am completely and utterly shocked. They made another good Halloween movie! The first good one (in my opinion) since Rob Zombie's 2007 remake. Looking back on my reviews of the Halloween films, particularly of Zombie's movies,... Continue Reading →
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) Review
I've been anxious to rewatch this since I saw the 1978 remake a long time ago now, and I wasn't disappointed with what I found. I actually thought, 'no wonder they wanted to remake this', which isn't common given the era of constant sequels/reboots/remakes we currently live in. But no, this movie was a surprise.... Continue Reading →
Skyfall (2012) Review – Merging of the Eras
Ah, Skyfall. The one that went, 'what if we slowly steered Craig's Bond back to what Bond used to be'. This is where Craig's series started to be more cheesy - not that, as I've noted, Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace weren't also over the top. But here's where there was a real tonal... Continue Reading →
Quantum of Solace (2008) Review
Describing Quantum of Solace is quite hard, but I think the best way to put it is: Quantum of Solace is a really good film made really, really badly. Specifically edited badly. If you jacked up a neurotic nine-year-old social media influencer with ADHD on cocaine and told them to edit together a Bond movie,... Continue Reading →
Do Revenge (2022) Review – One in Five High School Movies are Good
I made up the one in five statistic, but the high school drama genre is a strange one; so many high school movies turn out as bland meshes, like clones of one and other, to the point where they can't be distinguished. But every now and again a film comes along that uses the setting... Continue Reading →
Casino Royale (2006) Review – Reinventing Bond
I've always been a Bond fan. There are very few Bonds I don't like and only a few I haven't really seen (though many I haven't seen in at least 8-10 years). The only problem is, fun as the franchise is, it's all a bit samey; Bond fights a super villain and sleeps with a... Continue Reading →
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Review
Romance and Romcom movies aren't normally my thing, but what made me want to see this movie was mainly Charlie Kaufman's credit as the writer after I saw, and enjoyed, I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020). And much like that film, this one largely takes place inside the main character's brain. Also like that film,... Continue Reading →
Cut Short: The Big Lebowski (1998)
The Big Lebowski is one of those films you can watch more than once and enjoy it more on each subsequent rewatch. That's not something you can say about a lot of comedies because, once you know the gags, you know the gags. And I think the fact this movie's comedy comes from it's characters,... Continue Reading →